1. Relaxation Law
   All problems disappear with a simple art of walking without thinking
2. Hand Speed Law
   When you wish to post a 'hot news' you see that someone was quicker than you only with 10 min
   Obs.1 Even if he posted yesterday ... or the other day ..
   Obs.2 And you route partner is faster than you to post RT
   Obs.3 On mountain your partner saying he had not heard of www.MountainRoute.com
3. Rail Links Law
   When you are going to the mountain and when you train have a delay the links train leave on time
   Obs.1 Upon returning home, all trains go without delay
4. Property Investment Law
   In a chalet was a sign that said: "Sleep peacefully, is held on the ridge for your cross too."
5. Water Basic Law
   On an abandoned wells on the edge path wrote, "The water is not safe to drink."
   Obs.1 True ! To drink is good only wine.
6. First Law of Flow
   The best spring mineral water has the lowest flow
   Obs.1 What flow? just leaks...
   Obs.2 In summer all springs are dry
   Obs.3 Even if spring has dried up a queue of pensioners come for treatment may be formed
   Obs.4 List are made
7. Second Law of Flow
   On mountain when it rains-pour
   Obs.1 Yes, but short rains
   Obs.2 Just hold from Saturday morning to Sunday evening
8. Maximize Chance Law
   If you leave the house you could to get where you have proposed. If you dont go, certainly not get there
9. Fundamental law of the game
   Capitalism is based on the assumption that you can win the game
   Socialism is based on the assumption that you can interrupt the game
   Mysticism is based on the assumption that you can leave the game
   Hiking and photography are based on the assumption that you can embellish the game
10. The first law of the right human at the right place
    When you're on track, any advice received from local people will confuse you
    Obs.1 This does not prevent them from asking you a cigarette
    Obs.2 All shepherds smoke
    Obs.3 Correction to Obs.2: All shepherds are smokers
11. The second law of the right human at the right place
    On your turn, when your information is required by another team on track, if you can not help them ... confuse them
    Obs.1 Only this way they will remember you
    Obs.2 In case of doubt, be more convincing ...
    Obs.3 Invent names
12. Match Law
    When you have in hand the last matchstick ... think positive, "the match is a relatively recent invention ..."
13. Horizon Law
    When you are on top the fog rise
    Obs.1 When you go down in the woods, it clears
14. Ecology Law Pointless
    For nothing we protect the flora and fauna ... a black goat (Alpine Ibex) is eating rare flowers
15. Dissipation Law Responsibilities
    After it rained all night and still did not stop, get out of the tent and say without conviction, "someone should do the fire to make tea ..."
16. Relativity Rates Law
    When you reach the top, do you think the best. Somebody could make you a sign with the hand from upper than you
    Obs.1 Hold on tight, to not receive a sign with the hand from the god
17. Indifference Parse Law
    In nature, all landscapes are beautiful. The fact that you've lost is a matter that concern only you. Nature does not look out it. She radiates happiness
    Obs.1 Nature is a c. ..
18. Not Recognize the Value Law
    If you did a tour appreciated by everyone, first one who will go after your direction you provided in RT will be lost ...
    Obs.1 Stated that the lost is a matter that concerns you ...
    Obs.2 In the sense that 'Dead man's to blame''
19. Act Contrary Law
    Option adopted by the group, democratically, will prove that it was always wrong
    Obs.1 Unlike that option, now you've remembered, you have supported it from the beginning
    Obs.2 In the sense that: "I told you so ..."
    Obs.3 Group does not contradict you: "Ohhh ... but now you tell us ?..."
20. Hunting and Fishing Law
    Hunting is a noble sport?, or a bloody crime?, - depends on what part of gun you are...
    Obs.1 Fishing in mountain waters is prohibited. No problem, we can use electricity, carbide, dynamite, grenade ..
    Obs.2 The fish with the fewest bones is salami
    Obs.3 Salami with less bone is the soybean
    Obs.4 Soybeans with the fewest bone is the non genetically engineered

General Notice

These are laws of nature, objectives, do not related with our will. We only discovere them. You were once in the middle of a 'phenomenon' which then you have discovered, "the law"

Think again! ...
And ADD!